Energy Drink Reviews
Jaime Corley rates three top energy drink brands
March 21, 2022
As an energy drink connoisseur I took it upon myself to rate various brands and their flavors. I’ve rated the flavors and brands on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest.
Monster Energy
I found myself very disappointed in Monster Energy drinks. People always make jokes about the brand, but I truly hoped I would enjoy their drinks; however, they all had the same unpleasant aftertaste. On the brightside, the cans were very pretty and a decent size, although I did not like that I couldn’t get a smaller or bigger can than the standard. I tried the most sold and commonly found flavors.
Ultra Sunrise 8/10
Zero Ultra 4/10
Original 1/10
Ultra Watermelon 2/10
Overall I would give the brand a 4/10. The only one I would buy again is the Ultra Sunrise.
Bang Energy
Bang Energy also disappointed me. After seeing them advertised everywhere on social media through famous tiktokers and on Instagram I was eager to try them, but as with Monster, all of the drinks left a bad taste in my mouth. The Blue Razz was the best one, but still not what I would consider good. I initially enjoyed some of these drinks, but the immediate aftertaste killed that enjoyment.
Bangster Berry 4/10
Cotton Candy 1/10
Wyldin Watermelon 2/10
Blue Razz 5/10
I had to tap out after a few sips from each drink, giving the brand a 2/10.
Redbull
Last but not least, I drank through my favorite energy drink brand, Redbull. There is not a single flavor that I don’t like from this brand, but I do find myself reaching for the Watermelon can more than others. These drinks were the only ones I could stomach and finish because there was no horrible aftertaste. The cans are also more colorful than Bang’s and they come in different sizes, making it more convenient to grab a smaller can for a quick pick me up.
Pomegranate (winter edition) 6/10
Watermelon 10/10
Arctic berry (winter edition) 10/10
Coconut 8/10
Tangerine 7/10
Blueberry 7/10
Original 6/10
Tropical 7/10
Peach nectarine 7/10
Dragonfruit 9/10
Sugar Free 5/10
The brand is an 8/10 for me. The branding and commercials are always creative and there is no flavor that is below a 4/10.
Whether you are a student staying up for a paper or an athlete needing an extra boost I recommend Redbull as a go too option. Just remember that drinking too much of any kind of energy drink can make you sick, so enjoy in moderation.